last updated 10/13/2007 (11 new pictures)
Hello, my name is Dewey and I am the cutest dog in the world. My owners also call me Mr. Bitey, Baby Ewok, and Pewey. I love to bite, especially man flesh. Sometimes I look just like an Ewok, and one of my owners speaks to me in Ewok. I often stink (thus my nickname Pewey), except for right after a bath. I like to eat cat poo. My owners take it away from me and scold me, but I sneak right back to the cat poo to get more. I really hate pepto bismol, it is quite rancid. When I am sick, my owners force me to drink it, so then I have a pink mouth.
I am half maltese, three-eighths chihuahua, and one eighth poodle. My father is full maltese, and my mother is three fourths chihuahua and one fourth poodle.
Here I am on a car ride.
My parents gave me a really huge bone.
This is me in my bed.
Sometimes I sit upright on the couch.
My owners make me nap with them.
The couch is my favorite place to sit.
I don't quite know what to make of sour skittles.
I am in mid howl.
My owners do very strange things sometimes.
Curled up under a chair.
You can see the older pictures of me in the Dewey Archives:
Dewey Archive 1
Dewey Archive 2